#AUTHORS: In case your plots need some spice, just thought I’d remind you of the 5 Worst Places to Wake Up Unexpectedly. I put them in reverse order, according to my preferences, with One being the worst-case scenario.
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- 5. Wearing your clothes but no shoes, restrained, on a cushioned table, several thousand light-years away from Earth, surrounded by aliens.
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- 4. Without your outerwear, stiff, cold, without ID, keys, money or facts, in the middle of a place you don’t recognize.
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- 3. Wearing a johnnie, intubated, foggy, in pain, at least one limb in traction, in the ICU.
- 2. Naked, hung-over, ashamed and chagrined, having had regrettable sex with someone inappropriate several hours ago.
- 1. Dressed in your best clothes, surrounded by satin, in a closed coffin.
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